As you may have read in my previous post, I have fallen on hard times. This has forced me to look for work out of state.
I figured that the with California releasing 40,000 prisoners, surely I could find some freelance work there. So, I loaded up the Plastimobile and I moved to Beverly..Hills, that is. Well, OK, not Beverly Hills, but to a seedy motel off the Sunset Strip. I wanted to be near the action.
But first, I decided to do a little sightseeing. I went to Koreatown, where I saw some very offensive billboards. After that, I realized I had left all of my crimefighting gear back at the Plasticave, so I went to buy some more
Finally, I drove over to get some souvenirs for the Plastigirl and the kids at the L.A. Coroner's Office Gift Shop. I spent so much money there, I couldn't afford another night at the motel, so I had to drive straight back to the Plasticave. Oh well, I'm sure the Governator can take care of crime in the Golden State.
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A masked vigilante, the Plasticgraduate is a 21st century crimefighter for truth and justice.
He writes from an undisclosed location in the great state of Oregon. There, he wages a lone battle in a world where the natives are bent on the destruction of humanity.
When not eliminating scum from the Earth, he lives peacefully with his family in the Plasticave.
Contact: pg@plasticgraduate.com
Bhagwad Jal Park says:
Just for interest, what freelancing work do you do?
pg says:
@Bhagwad My freelance work is to restore law and order where needed. Interrogations, citizens arrests, hired gun, public protection...I live to serve and serve to live.
Anonymous says:
A true hero, Mr. Plastic. But I think that as long as the Guvernator is in charge in California, there should be no worries; those 40,000 criminals will just head north and restart the housing bubble in Oregon. That's what I think!