What I Did this Summer in California

As you may have read in my previous post, I have fallen on hard times. This has forced me to look for work out of state.

I figured that the with California releasing 40,000 prisoners, surely I could find some freelance work there. So, I loaded up the Plastimobile and I moved to Beverly..Hills, that is. Well, OK, not Beverly Hills, but to a seedy motel off the Sunset Strip. I wanted to be near the action.

But first, I decided to do a little sightseeing. I went to Koreatown, where I saw some very offensive billboards. After that, I realized I had left all of my crimefighting gear back at the Plasticave, so I went to buy some more

at Mr. Stuff. They were out of capes, though, so I was back to Hollywood Boulevard for that.

Finally, I drove over to get some souvenirs for the Plastigirl and the kids at the L.A. Coroner's Office Gift Shop. I spent so much money there, I couldn't afford another night at the motel, so I had to drive straight back to the Plasticave. Oh well, I'm sure the Governator can take care of crime in the Golden State.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 // File under: governator, offensive billboards, plasticave, recession, stuff // 3 comments //

3 comments to "What I Did this Summer in California"

September 29, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Bhagwad Jal Park says:

Just for interest, what freelancing work do you do?
September 30, 2009 at 4:18 PM
pg says:

@Bhagwad My freelance work is to restore law and order where needed. Interrogations, citizens arrests, hired gun, public protection...I live to serve and serve to live.
October 1, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Anonymous says:

A true hero, Mr. Plastic. But I think that as long as the Guvernator is in charge in California, there should be no worries; those 40,000 criminals will just head north and restart the housing bubble in Oregon. That's what I think!