Despite the apparent uptick in the economy, there's been no change for your humble servant.
Yes, the Wall Street Journal claims that there was a 0.5% increase in Black Friday sales. But not for me.
Beans and rice are my daily meal. Another few weeks and I will have to give up beans. So, I will be taking the advice of my financial consultant and studying for my private investigator's license. I have some cramming to do before next Saturday.
I am going legit.
I'm hoping to avoid selling the Plasticave to a developer who wants to build a mountain resort and casino.
I will give you a report in another week. I will not be able to safeguard the streets and keep a watch on the evildoers, meanwhile.
Until then, please be safe.
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About this blog
- Politics.
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- Technology.
A masked vigilante, the Plasticgraduate is a 21st century crimefighter for truth and justice.
He writes from an undisclosed location in the great state of Oregon. There, he wages a lone battle in a world where the natives are bent on the destruction of humanity.
When not eliminating scum from the Earth, he lives peacefully with his family in the Plasticave.
Contact: pg@plasticgraduate.com
Anonymous says:
do not worry my dear plasticgraduate. every is going 2 be just fine. i know that u r smart, and more important, a very good superhero.
it is good that u will exclude beans 4 ur diet... think about the poor plastigirl...
best regards,
YO
Saleem Koshy says:
beans like as in beans beans the magical fruit? what forced you to give up beans and go legit?
Saleem
Hari Batti says:
.5 percent increase over last year doesn't sound too good, if you ask me. Within the logic of the consumer society, it's too little; within the logic of a better world, it's too much.
Good luck finding gainful employment as a PI. PG/PI--that doesn't sound too bad...will you be able to carry a real weapon, or just a plastic one?
pRiyA says:
you might want to eat chocolate cake instead? check out my latest post and your questions will be answered.
Hari Batti says:
Hey where are you, Mr. PG? I am missing your funny posts!
Saleem Koshy says:
Yeah plastic! what happened to your update in a week? ITS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH NOW!
-Slem
Anonymous says:
where r u Plasticgraduate????
Neska says:
PG! We need you! Haven't you seen the searchlights over Gotham (or wherever it is you prowl)? Come back!
pg says:
Fair followers,
I've been busy reading Sarah Palin's autobiography. When I got to the end, I realized that she wasn't related to Michael Palin, but funny all the same.
-Cheers.