It's been confirmed by the mouthpiece of liberalism, National Public Radio. There are more foreigners in Oregon than Oregonians. Around these parts, a foreigner is anyone who isn't from Oregon, so I'm counting Californians who have set us on the road to ruin.
And they just keep moving here, these kids. No jobs, but that doesn't seem to matter. Overeducated, overgrown teens chasing after Korean Taco trucks because Twitter tells them to.
Get off my unwatered lawn.
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A masked vigilante, the Plasticgraduate is a 21st century crimefighter for truth and justice.
He writes from an undisclosed location in the great state of Oregon. There, he wages a lone battle in a world where the natives are bent on the destruction of humanity.
When not eliminating scum from the Earth, he lives peacefully with his family in the Plasticave.
Neska says:
That's the beauty of Oregon-- no wasteful lawn watering. Thanks, Plastigrad, for ridding OR of those useless CAians.
pg says:
Thank you, Neska. It's a lonely fight, sometimes, and I appreciate the recognition now and then.