Construction continues on the Plasticave

It has been a slow process building a secure, secret hideaway as my center of crimefighting operations. I was faced with a multitude of choices: underground, in the city, in the country, within plain view, connected to the grid, solar vs. generator vs. power company.

I have had to rely on myself, reading from the only source I know of: the internet. No building contractors. They can't be trusted.

Cashed in the 401k, paid a butt load of taxes, and took the money to buy a tract of land in *****. Found a cave on the land, hidden away. Apparently, it was used in ancient rituals by the native people who once inhabited the land before they moved away and built casinos.

I expect to have everything up and running and begin stopping the criminals of Oregon within the next few months. I'll keep you posted.


2 comments to "Construction continues on the Plasticave"

  • What equipment do you expect to have for your secret cave? After all, we need to uncover those nasty plots that the governments are keeping hidden...

    Surveillance?

  • @bhagwad

    I have several super computers, truth serum, telecommunications and wiretapping equipment and direct connection to a powerful tool called Google Maps by which I can look for evil doers. I can tell you are a kindred soul, we understand that the government uses mind control of its citizens. That's why I also stock specially designed hats made of aluminum foil so that my brain waves cannot be read by satellites.

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A masked vigilante, the plasticgraduate is a 21st century crimefighter for truth and justice.

He writes from an undisclosed location in the great state of Oregon. There, he wages a lone battle in a world where the natives are bent on the destruction of humanity.

When not eliminating scum from the earth, he lives peacefully with his family in the Plasticave.

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